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a sweet, smart, funny, amazing, caring guy with the most gorgeous blue eyes you have ever seen a guy who will always be there for you when you need him most. You will always feel compelled to tell him your secrets and trust him. if you find yourself around a J.D consider yourself extremely lucky. He will make you feel special no matter what it takes even if it puts stress on himself. He is always looking to find a way to make others happy. He is a very loyal guy and if he hurts you it would hurt him twice as bad. simply put i'm glad i have a J.D and if you don't have one you need one!!!
girl one:"There goes J.D"

girl two:"yea i know...isn't he the best?"
J.D by taylor's pandicat May 7, 2013
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to get drunk. to get massively fucked up.
man i got j'd up last night. how the hell you get arrested on bourbon st. for public intoxication?
j'd by Jay DeJean July 8, 2006
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A name that describes an extremely masculine and superior figure who can resurrect dead puppies with his good looks and charming personality. Often known for doing really badass things, like beating up an army of great white sharks with a trashcan .
Girl: Wow that kid is sooooo cool and rad
Boy: That motherfucker is a J.D
J.D by AnswersNeeded July 10, 2018
Juvenile Delinquent
The guidance counselor pulled me out of class like I was a total J.D.
J.D. by TheWitch May 15, 2003
Verb: To take unfairly or to rob.

Shortened version of the word jip, which is a shortened version of the word Gypsies
Instead of using: You got jipped

Use: You got j'd.
j'd by Gangster Panda September 26, 2008
Abbreviation of the latinate title Juris Doctorate. Essentially, a postbaccalaureate degree awarded by an accredited law school. As opposed to other terminal professional degrees, this typically does not confer the title "Doctor" prior to a recipients name. Instead, the term "esquire" is typically appended following the name. (I.E. John Doe, Esq.)
John recently graduated from law school, receiving his J.D.
J.D. by LondonIce November 9, 2004
1.)n. a poser
2.)n. one who wants what he/she can't have
3.)n. one who can't get over their ex's
J.D Burken and J.D. off of Scrubs
J.D. by XxXStella23xXx October 16, 2009
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