Júlía Lind

A bitch who is blond and wears to much makeup to look pretty. Thinks she's loved by everyone but isn't, is an attention seeker. Thinks the boys love her but really they think she's annoying. Is fucking annoying. Thinks she's better then everyone, thinks she's tough and thinks the person will be scared she threatens to hit them. AND steals people best friend, doesn't tell the other friend in the friend group what she's talking about and completely throws the blame on you, oh and will only talk to you when she need to. Overall she's just a bitch who needs to be unalive

Person 1: hey who's that blond girl?
Person 2: oh her? That's just Júlía Lind..
Person 1: oh, the one who wears to makeup Júlía Lind?
Person 3: yep, that's her

by ItsYoGirlNatashaRomanoff November 21, 2021

linda and julia

linda and julia are a goated duo. they never stop eating and would win first prize in a fatness competition. they have a song called why do you have to be so ugly for and sing it traditionally. no one would be able to understand the humour they share, because they think they are the only insensitive boogers in the world and everything revolves around them. linda's red flag is thinking that this world is not good enough for her and she is convinced that she is the only normal human created on the planet. she is so sick of people's bs and her goal in life is to create a small world only for herself (like the truman show but without people). Whereas, julia's red flag is being cringy and being picky with her men. (she once blocked a guy she was talking to because he unintentionally exposed his dogs on a call. now she cringes every time she thinks about it.

mum: "im going to the supermarket, want anything?"
daughter: "bring me back a linda and julia, they come in a two pack"

by dumb and dumbest May 15, 2023

linda and julia

linda and julia are a goated duo. they never stop eating and would win first prize in a fatness competition. they have a song called why do you have to be so ugly for and sing it traditionally. no one would be able to understand the humour they share, because they think they are the only insensitive boogers in the world and everything revolves around them. linda's red flag is thinking that this world is not good enough for her and she is convinced that she is the only normal human created on the planet. she is so sick of people's bs and her goal in life is to create a small world only for herself (like the truman show but without people). Whereas, julia's red flag is being cringy and being picky with her men. (she once blocked a guy she was talking to because he unintentionally exposed his dogs on a call. now she cringes every time she thinks about it.

mum: "im going to the supermarket, want anything?"
daughter: "bring me back a linda and julia, they come in a two pack"

by dumb and dumbest May 15, 2023