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one of THEE funniest, humble, smart, sweet, truthful, cool, and attractive man we all know and love. everyone loves having conversations with him because he's very entertaining, though he can be a bit dry sometimes. but that's what can keep anyone intrigued in a sensitive genius like he is <3
Nobody can become an Izzy S., you're born that way.
Izzy S. by Greasy Kween January 7, 2021
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izzy's special drinking game 

drinking game: drink and make one cup of tea everytime you...

-feel that really empty feeling
-start shaking uncontrollably
-feel like they hate you because they do you worthless trash
-when they leave and it's your fault that they did
-when theyre mad and its your fault
hey youre playing izzy's special drinking game?

hey yeah. im really upset that this wont be published so im gonna play this to cope.

izzy’s porn tape 

You define it with your *imagination* (lots of short people involved)
Let’s do something like Izzy’s porn tape
izzy’s porn tape by izzypop04 February 13, 2018

Izzys dad 

most solid human to ether exist, mostly compared to bricks or obsidian, absolute pub lad.
“Fucking hell have you seen izzys dad?”

“No, no ones ever lived to tell the tale”
Izzys dad by Chungus282 March 12, 2020

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026