an amazing sexy guy that can piss you off at times but you always get over it. he seems mean at first but when you get to know him hes one of the sweetest guys ever.
jenna: omg look at how hot that guy is! hes a real jerk tho!
Izaak is one of the most thoughtful people you’ll ever meet. Though many people dislike him, you’re bound to fall in love. At first, he can seem shy and timid, but as time drags on you only grow fonder, not to mention he’s practically gorgeous. Though he can be quite confusing at times, meeting him will be one of the best things to ever happen.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.