ivy league sex

The act of performing sex with your khaki pants down around your ankles with your shoes still on, while wearing your collared shirt (still fully buttoned).

I was running late to a tennis match, and my girlfriend was so horny, she wouldn't let me leave until I fulfilled her urges. I had only one option, we had ivy league sex. I finished and made it to the tennis match looking straight ivy league.

Ivy league sex: having quick sex while staying dressed with khakis and collared shirt on.

ivy league sex by dancin-nash March 4, 2015

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Ivy League school of the south

A term used to describe the University of Florida, created by arrogant students who believe they are better than everyone else when in reality they will never come close to the levels of Brown, Columbia, etc.

"Welcome to UF, commonly referred to as the Ivy league school of the south due to its high rankings regionally."

Ivy League school of the south by nickcityplanner July 31, 2022

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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