nice,funny kind of guy great personality him and merveille belong with each other and should have never broken up!!
by lovermimi December 03, 2016
Ivan hates black females because he can't handle the pressure. Oh God! Another one of those!!!! lolz
by Princess Black March 06, 2005
The most stubborn, annoying, awkward, weird-ass guy ever, but smart at the same time!!!
by Kaktoos1 May 03, 2016
Ivan is the Boss of the Universe. Anyone that is not an Ivan, secretly wishes that they were. His masculinity has left horses weeping with jealousy. Some say the character from 50 Shades was based on an Ivan, but any Ivan would agree, hes not nearly as timid as Grey. If you are lucky enough to have an Ivan in your life, you are probably already under his spell, knowingly, that is exactly where you want to be. There is only one synonym for Ivan, and that is Daddy
by Ivan the Humble November 29, 2016
"The new guy isn't doing too well. He got 15 stitches in the bum after he got Ivan-ed in the shower last night."
by Frank Sandpaper February 04, 2010
by Kerplunker45 August 15, 2004
by Ivanna January 27, 2005