by A.D. Hayes January 28, 2005
He's a fine ass boy who is hard to get. He has a big ass. He is very down to earth and most of the times he would use you to get to your friend or he might be trying to set you up with his friends . He plays sports but most people think he is nerdy. He got shoe game and can dress.
by EGMMS Nnh March 18, 2017
A person from Russia (assumed) who gets some of the best tips from his comrades on the Internet. It's a meme, and Know Your Meme has made an entire article about it, so look there if you need more help.
You see Ivan, when hold peestol like me, you will never shoot the inaccurate, because fear of shooting fingers!
Yuo see Ivan, when carrying turret like me, the enemy will of not shooting you, because not knowing if use anti tank or anti infantery weapon.
You see Ivan, when shoot your own magazine, you make more boolets go out, and faster.
Yuo see Ivan, when carrying turret like me, the enemy will of not shooting you, because not knowing if use anti tank or anti infantery weapon.
You see Ivan, when shoot your own magazine, you make more boolets go out, and faster.
by Windows Error December 24, 2017
A boy. He probably loves drawing and playing Nintendo games. He loves looking back on old and nostalgic memories. The name means "Gift from God" so he's most likely religious. While on the contrary he might have a dark and dirty sense of humor. He might seem like an awkward weirdo but anyone would be extremely lucky to have come across an Ivan.
Also he can be quite a savage sometimes.
Also he can be quite a savage sometimes.
Britanny: Hey Ivan?
Ivan: What?
Britanny: Can you help me with something?
Ivan: Not now I'm looking for something.
Britanny: What are you looking for?
Ivan: The fuck I give.
Ivan: What?
Britanny: Can you help me with something?
Ivan: Not now I'm looking for something.
Britanny: What are you looking for?
Ivan: The fuck I give.
by Yamouri January 24, 2020
Ivan is a guy who has a gigantic cock. On average it’s about 14 inches. He’s great in bed, he has amazing stamina and can last hours in bed. He’s charming handsome and completely sexy. He is daddy asf, any girl is luck to have him.
by Catch em November 23, 2017
Soulmate: air to your lungs. Day to your night. Blood in your veins. Beat of your heart. Only person i feel safe to sleep around. I love you with every breath i take.only one. Thing 1 . the only one. Trueloveneverends.
Soulmate. Ivan
by Starsatellitemoon13 June 15, 2019