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Spooge-itsu

An ancient martial art that involves head-butting, insulting, kicking people while their on the ground, and causing yourself to ejaculate with such speed that it hurls semen with such speed and force that it can injure, and even kill a man at a moderate distance.
He used his excellent spooge-itsu technique to kill 4 ninjas before they could get closer than 15 yards!
Spooge-itsu by Mr.Quackers5380 August 26, 2009
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Itsuki Koizumi 

Member of Haruhi Suzumiya's SOS Brigade. He has a polite disposition, but is, in fact, an esper who is charged with supervising Haruhi and preventing her wishes from getting too out of hand. He informs Kyon of the phenomenon known as closed space. Additionally, Itsuki notifies Kyon most often of the dangers that Haruhi is capable of.
Itsuki Koizumi: "Kyon, Ms. Suzumiya is rather charming, isn't she?"

Kyon: "..."
Itsuki Koizumi by jokerman15 January 1, 2012

shu itsuki 

leader of valkyrie and member of the handicrafts club. his singing voice is powerful and deep, oozing with confidence as he captivates the audience.
did you see shu itsuki on stage earlier? yeah, i really like his voice.
shu itsuki by enstarrie April 10, 2021

Itsuki Nakano 

The youngest sister in the Quintessential Quintuplets. She is known for having an obsession with eating, and being conscious of her weight. She is often meme'd eating burgers.
Jason: Itsuki Nakano is pretty cute, I wonder if all that food makes her butt bigger.
Haruba Negi: I'm sure you wonder.
Itsuki Nakano by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020
A female name. Super cute and amazing personality ;) loves Stpr and is such a kind person!!
Itsuk is so sweet!
itsuk by Amazingperson1233455 May 28, 2020
X:will you be with me?

Y:Itsumo
Itsumo by squall yukishin August 20, 2008
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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