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IT IS TIME!!!! 

It's almost time. Time for the grand confrontation. They didn't listen and the day of reckoning is almost upon us.
Someone said you've been sleeping on your shift.

The only person who could have made that claim also claimed that Kendra and Noah are fucking each other. The last time I heard about the staff of an establishment fucking one of the disabled; she ended up in prison for 15 years. Last time I checked, Kendra isn't on her way to prison for 15 years. So..... Why is it that I'm being disciplined when other are being shielded from it? I notice that I'm the only male that works here. That's interesting.... Why am I being singled out? Do lesbian feminists have some sort of problem with "Trump supporters"?

*Silence*.......

IT IS TIME!!!!
IT IS TIME!!!! by Hym Iam November 11, 2020
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What time is it 

The Question to the Almighty Answer to the Meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything, which is 42.

It was calculated by the super-computer known as Earth, after millions of years of evolution.

Quick discovery after the calculation was the Almighty Outcome. It happens when the Almighty Question is posed and the Almighty Answer is answered, and consists in smoking weed.
the Almighty Question: “What time is it”
the Almighty Answer: “4:20”
the Almighty Outcome: “Let’s smoke some weed then”
(In the following example, “42” was translated to Earth language, which is “4:20”)

You know what time it is.

Prison slang meaning you shouldn't need any explanation about the results of what you did. Whatever you did or do, it's going to get you beat the fuck up.
You stole from everyone, you snitch to the cops. Punk bitch, you know what time it is.

If you ever cross me, you know what time it is.

If you disrespect my mom, you know what time it is.
If you don't pay your taxes, you know what time it is.

what time it is 

A basic piece of information any modern person should know.
That foo is so dumb, he don't even know what time it is!

show you what time it is 

Function: verb

Etymology: Hood / Pimp Talk

To slap, typically across the face, with the palm facing inwards and the back of the hand making contact.

Note: It is not necessary to actually be wearing a watch to "show you what time it is."
Bitch you got my money or do I have to show you what time it is?

What time is it? 

Time for you to get a watch.
"What time is it?"
"Currently, at the very moment I am writing this, it is: 8:26 P.M. on February 1st, 2007."

Uh, when I was writing tags, a minute slipped by. So now it is 8:27 P.M. on February 1st, 2007.

Now I'm editing this from my email so I can official submit this to urbandictionary.com. And another minute slipped by. So now it's 8:28 P.M. on February 1st, 2007. Now I'm writing this and another minute slipped by, so now it's 8:29 P.M. on February 1st, 2007

what time it is 

Dude dating a drag queen thinking it's a women because he don't know"what time it is "or "what's the tee"
what time it is by TSBrenda September 25, 2019
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