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It's friday 

the day to cut your ears off and cry to bed knowing that song is stuck in your head
It's friday, then saturday, and sunday comes afterwards!
It's friday by markieg April 12, 2011
Words you can keep

boy howdy it's friday

Common greeting given on Friday, the traditional end of the working week. Used to express the feeling of intense relief and anticipation that comes on the verge of the glorious weekend.
"Boy the fuck howdy, it's friday."

Fuck it's Friday (FIF) 

Derived from the term TGIF (thank god it's Friday) along with special thanks to the annoying new hit single by Rebecca Black, the term refers to the moment you think about 'Friday' the song, when you realize it's Friday.
Bob: Hey John! can you believe it's Friday already?

John: *It’s Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend*

...

Fuck it's Friday (FIF)...

Thank Gnome it’s Friday 

A gif of a gnome from the movie Sherlock Gnomes dabbing with the text “THANK GNOME ITS FRIDAY.” It was originally posted by the official Sherlock Gnomes twitter account on the 2nd of March 2018, and has since been circulating.
“It’s Friday, guess I should post the Thank Gnome it’s Friday gif”

not gay if it’s friday 

This is when two men have sexual activities on Friday but if it’s a Friday it wouldn’t make either men gay.
Kyle: Wanna have sex bro?
John: No that’s weird bro.
Kyle: No, it’s not, because it’s not gay if it’s friday

Thank the Universe it's Friday 

An expression that is non-religious/agnostic/atheist-friendly in expressing "Thank the Universe it's Friday" instead of "Thank God it's Friday" or "TGIF".
Thank the Universe it's Friday, let's FSU!!!

Thank the Universe it's Friday, I need a break!!

I am going out tonight. Thank the Universe it's Friday!!

Shitting like it’s Black Friday 

An idiom used to announce you’ve eaten too much. Since many Americans over eat on Thanksgiving Thursday, Black Friday is known for massive, continuous bowel movements.
“ I ate so much I’ll be shitting like it’s Black Friday tomorrow.
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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