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It’s simple, Ismail is fucking hot. But there’s more to her, too. She has an amazing personality, and literally radiates happiness off of her. She’s laid-back and she can keep to himself but at the same time she’ll voice her opinions and be as loud as she wants to just whenever. SHe’s super friendly, and is willing to start a conversation to literally anyone. Oh, and she has the best smile. SHe someone who needs to smile a lot more because her smile is fucking adorable
Ismaïl is beautiful
Ismaïl by Anonymousinlove December 21, 2021
Best person you will ever meet nice always protects his bros if you annoy one memeber of his gang then bad things happen has one of the strong gangs "THE BROS"
Dont mess with The Bros Ismail and his gang will mess you
Ismail by Ismail and the BROS March 19, 2020
ismail is a kind-hearted smart boy who worries for everyone and is beautiful just the way he is.
Ismail. Stop worrying.
Ismail by SirBaileyPotato December 8, 2018
It’s simple, Ismail is fucking hot. But there’s more to him, too. He has an amazing personality, and literally radiates happiness off of him. He’s laid-back and he can keep to himself but at the same time he’ll voice his opinions and be as loud as he wants to just whenever. He’s super friendly, and is willing to start a conversation to literally anyone. Oh, and he has the best smile. He someone who needs to smile a lot more because his smile is fucking adorable
Kade: istg if you don’t shut up about ismail i will throw a taco at you

Cora: it’s not my fault
Ismail by randyyoursticks September 20, 2018
ismail lights up everyones mood
ismail by m,guyfytdiytvkgtk July 10, 2017
Ismail is a handsome dude with a huge horse cock
Ismail has such a huge cock!
Ismail by Lmaooooooaoaoao April 17, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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