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Islamsplaining

the explanation of Islamic teaching to a fellow muslim thinking that you are the only one who knows the teachings of Islam. Can also mean treating other muslims as if they were stupid or brainwashed for sinning and not free people who made free choices.
She came to me at the beach and said “wearing bikini is haram fyi”. Classic islamsplaining
Islamsplaining by classicriri July 24, 2020
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Islamsplaining

the act of a non muslims trying to explain the "bad side" of Islam to a muslim,

these people are usually fellow subscribers of Christian Price, David Wood, Apostate Prophet, and such,
thinking that these people have mastered Islam somehow just by reading only a few pages of Qur'an

Their arguments usually default to

"The Qur'an itself said this, how can you deny that?"
or
"what about the fact your prophet is a pedo??"
Thomas: you know that Islam promotes terrorism, your Qur'an says this, not me

Ali: there goes the Islamsplaining again
Islamsplaining by z,,,, February 14, 2021
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