Irrelevant dick

When a female who has male friends who has had sexual dates with each one of them and the irrelevant dick catches feelings for her and gets mad at all the other one who's had sex with her and now she deletes his number

Hey girl, what are you doing tonight?

Going out with Sam. Why?
Who's Sam?
What's it too you?

Well I thought we was going to hang out tonight..
Well I'm sorry..
So it's like that?.
You are irrelevant dick dude..

Irrelevant dick by Tha truth August 26, 2016

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irrelevant dickriding creddy

One who irrelevantly dickrides, in other words, " a fucking retarded detriment that is also a large fan."

"FiOS312 I'll pay for the 3v3 UMG, im a GoD"
"I don't want to play with you awful irrelevant dickriding creddy."

"FiOS312 I'll pay for the 3v3 UMG, im a GoD"
"I don't want to play with you awful irrelevant dickriding creddy

irrelevant dickriding creddy by Irrelevant Dickrider March 27, 2015

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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