Iron mask 

When three gentlemen splay their manhoods on a persons face to form the shape of an iron mask. One penis must lay from the forehead covering the nose. The other two penises should lie on the face underneath the eyes touching the first penis. Balls should be positioned on the forehead and both ears respectively. Best performed while someone is sleeping.

Kate passed out on the sofa so we gave her an iron mask

Iron mask by Ben Ben Bruce Bruce October 18, 2007

The man in the iron mask 

When someone has passed out/fallen asleep and are given an iron mask they become "The man in the iron mask". Some people say that "The man in the iron mask" weilds incredible powers.

Whilst Marmaduke lay sleeping he unknowingly became the "The man in the iron mask"

The man in the iron mask by Ben Ben Bruce Bruce October 18, 2007

man in the iron mask 

A) Said of a relatively little known person born into unfavorable social circumstances who is one day destined to become great.

B) the exact opposite of definition a, a person born into prosperity and wealth who is destined to be delegared to the dustbin of history.

While Marco Rubio or Ben Carson fit definition a) of man in the iron mask, Jeb Bush would sure fit definition b), only because the USA was NOT designed to be a nepotistic monarchy, but a democracy.

man in the iron mask by Uncle Dimma November 10, 2015

man in the iron mask 

A) a person from the loser social classes who is destined to become great

B) the exact opposite, a person born into wealth and power but destined to lose everything

Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz fit the man in the iron mask definition a), while Jeb Bush would fit definition b).

man in the iron mask by Uncle Dimma June 6, 2017