Ipos

When a runner is sidelined due to Injury, they are know as an Injured Piece of Shit. (IPOS)

Sorry you can't run with us today, you're an Ipos!

by htlrsrvng September 2, 2019

IPOS

Inconsiderate

Piece
Of
Shit

IPOS

Pronounced eye-pos

A buddy that shows up to a weekend bender with a 4 pack is an IPOS

Waving another driver to go and you get no acknowledgment. IPOS

by BettyFord93 August 14, 2019

IPOS

In Person Online School is a group of friends hanging out during online school

I'll see you at IPOS on Thursday!

by Not CEO of Software August 29, 2020

IPOS

IPOS – injured piece of shit

/ˈinjərd/ /pēs/ /əv/ /SHit/

noun

1 A (foolish) runner that ignored all the warning signs their body gave them, sustaining an injury, rendering them temporarily incapable of running or doing anything useful with their existence.

Origin: @ultrarunningmemes

“Chris won’t be making it out to Thursday runs for a while, because he is an IPOS”

by nakedultrarunner January 14, 2021

IPOS

Injured Piece Of Shit. Generally used by trail runners.

I have to lift weights now because I am an IPOS.

by hatumai March 29, 2022

iPosse

Cliques who form solely around the ownership of iPhones. Race, sex, or religion play no part in the formation of iPosses and the main topic of discussion in said posse will primarily focus on the features and apps of iPhones.

Note: iPosses may or may not act snobby towards iPhony's and/or non-Iphone owners. It all depends on the individual.

After John got the iPhone he was immediately accepted into the local chapter of the iPosse at his school.

by MickSwaggger March 28, 2009

iPoseur

Someone who stares at their cell phone while actually doing nothing with it or randomly scrolling menus. Usually done to avoid social situations, to look busy or to show off phone iPhone.

Tom goes into iPoseur mode when he is the first to arrive at Happy Hour after work.

by Crouton Bruce June 5, 2010