Period of time in college where you get the sudden desire of smashing your laptop against the teacher's face.
Early symptoms include: Sleepiness, general irritation, need of throwing up after previous thoughts related to this word, sudden need of hitting someone pretty hard, etc...
Early symptoms include: Sleepiness, general irritation, need of throwing up after previous thoughts related to this word, sudden need of hitting someone pretty hard, etc...
In 5 minutes or so, he's definitely having IPO. Just look at his face, he could get no sleep last night for sure, and looks quite irritated.
by IPOpotamo April 25, 2022
"Initial Public Offering"
1. First Public Stock Release for a Company
2. Gaseous emission immediately before a bowel movement. (can signal an emergent situation)
1. First Public Stock Release for a Company
2. Gaseous emission immediately before a bowel movement. (can signal an emergent situation)
1 (future)
Dan: (heading into meeting) I wonder if the boss is going to announce our company's IPO...You don't look so good.
Steve: Uh, I might be having an IPO of my own...if the air gets nasty in there, please don't look at me.
2 (present)
Mike: (smelling surroundings) Dude, was that you?
Jim: I think that was an IPO - I better find a toilet quickly.
Dan: (heading into meeting) I wonder if the boss is going to announce our company's IPO...You don't look so good.
Steve: Uh, I might be having an IPO of my own...if the air gets nasty in there, please don't look at me.
2 (present)
Mike: (smelling surroundings) Dude, was that you?
Jim: I think that was an IPO - I better find a toilet quickly.
by jtoy2112 July 26, 2011
initial public offering
verb: to make or facilitate an initial public offering of one's "services" on the open market
verb: to make or facilitate an initial public offering of one's "services" on the open market
by pimp19104 October 25, 2007
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by Tim April 27, 2004
Instant Piss Off
An IPO would be the water hose getting kinked, and now you have to walk all the way back around the house to unkink it. Anything that causes sudden annoyance.
by GardenHo August 15, 2010
Instant Peace Out! Getting out of a situation that you do not want to be in, or simply just peace someone out.
by Jmoney1 April 22, 2008