Ipha 

A short annoying girl

Hey is that Ipha? Yeah she’s really short and annoying

Ipha by urmomanddadarehot November 21, 2021

iPhasia 

The phenomenon of iOS autocorrection whereby a perfectly good sentence turns into utter nonsense that more closely resembles the sentences uttered by stroke victims and other aphasics.

When Tyler said "She'll asp recite hat!" what he really meant was that "She will enjoy that!" he was in fact suffering from iPhasia, and not in need of medical attention.

iPhasia by bethefawn September 6, 2014

iPhag 

An over-the-top, devoted Apple fan who can't stop parroting the latest Steve Jobs marketing pitch.

Someone who is always the first to shell out big bucks for the newest Apple product. May camp out overnight to purchase the product. Always ends up a guinea pig sorting through the early release bugs and never admits there's issues.

More generally, any person whose entire social life is based in cyberspace. I.E. hardcore Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, Warcraft, Sims, etc users and most bloggers.

Look at those stupid iPhags sleeping in tents in the Best Buy parking lot for an iPad!! How's that Apple cock taste?

That guy plays Warcraft 10 hours a day, claims to have 50,000 friends on Facebook, and never leaves the house except to get the mail. What an iPhag!

iPhag by HHMTB June 15, 2010

iPhag 

Someone who owns and obsesses over his or her iPhone; esp. Apple fan-boys/girls.

Look at that iPhag, updating his iPhone with iTunes on his MacBook while listening to his iPod and screwing with his iPad. I bet if he had friends they would be really bored right now.

iPhag by Sarcen September 21, 2010

iPhail 

Term used for any dropped call, unsent text message, or frozen application as a result of the disaster that is the iPhone and AT&T network.

Griff:"Damn, I can't get those naked pictures from Theresa because she has no service on her iPhone.''
John: ''What an epic iPhail. Wow, Miley Cyrus is coming to the Garden? We are there."

iPhail by Jersey Griff February 2, 2010

iPhag 

Someone who constantly touts the superiority of his iPhone, specifically when no one asks.

Q: "Why did you stop hanging out with Todd?"
A: "He's a total iPhag and I got tired of hearing him give head to his phone."

iPhag by Lipnicki August 18, 2008

iPhail 

Often used as an excuse for not texting back or hanging up the phone mid conversation because you don't want to talk to the other person.

I thought he liked me we really hit it off but every time i call him it disconnects, I think he iPhailed me. I've exhausted all options, time to turn lesbian.

iPhail by Umpa Loofa February 3, 2010