by urmomanddadarehot November 21, 2021
Get the Ipha mug.The phenomenon of iOS autocorrection whereby a perfectly good sentence turns into utter nonsense that more closely resembles the sentences uttered by stroke victims and other aphasics.
When Tyler said "She'll asp recite hat!" what he really meant was that "She will enjoy that!" he was in fact suffering from iPhasia, and not in need of medical attention.
by bethefawn September 6, 2014
Get the iPhasia mug.An over-the-top, devoted Apple fan who can't stop parroting the latest Steve Jobs marketing pitch.
Someone who is always the first to shell out big bucks for the newest Apple product. May camp out overnight to purchase the product. Always ends up a guinea pig sorting through the early release bugs and never admits there's issues.
More generally, any person whose entire social life is based in cyberspace. I.E. hardcore Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, Warcraft, Sims, etc users and most bloggers.
Someone who is always the first to shell out big bucks for the newest Apple product. May camp out overnight to purchase the product. Always ends up a guinea pig sorting through the early release bugs and never admits there's issues.
More generally, any person whose entire social life is based in cyberspace. I.E. hardcore Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, Warcraft, Sims, etc users and most bloggers.
Look at those stupid iPhags sleeping in tents in the Best Buy parking lot for an iPad!! How's that Apple cock taste?
That guy plays Warcraft 10 hours a day, claims to have 50,000 friends on Facebook, and never leaves the house except to get the mail. What an iPhag!
That guy plays Warcraft 10 hours a day, claims to have 50,000 friends on Facebook, and never leaves the house except to get the mail. What an iPhag!
by HHMTB June 15, 2010
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by Sarcen September 21, 2010
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Griff:"Damn, I can't get those naked pictures from Theresa because she has no service on her iPhone.''
John: ''What an epic iPhail. Wow, Miley Cyrus is coming to the Garden? We are there."
John: ''What an epic iPhail. Wow, Miley Cyrus is coming to the Garden? We are there."
by Jersey Griff February 2, 2010
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A: "He's a total iPhag and I got tired of hearing him give head to his phone."
A: "He's a total iPhag and I got tired of hearing him give head to his phone."
by Lipnicki August 18, 2008
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I thought he liked me we really hit it off but every time i call him it disconnects, I think he iPhailed me. I've exhausted all options, time to turn lesbian.
by Umpa Loofa February 3, 2010
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