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When you invest in something and it feels so good that it gives you an orgasm
Carl: β€žI invested yesterday in stocks. It felt so good i had an Investgasm!β€œ
John: β€žWhat the fuck, Carl.β€œ
by Steve Stove August 07, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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