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Inventor's Syndrome 

The Mentally, Physically, Emotionally and Sexually Tortured, Tormented, Traumatic, Grief Stricken, Depressed, Suppressed, Oppressed, Thieved From Usually, Underpaid, Never Appreciated, Lonely, Usually Desperate, Terrorized, Violated, Trespassed On, Raped, Never Regarded or Respected, Usually Ignored, Usually Penniless, Hard Working, Persistent, Highly Educated, Crafty, Wizardly, To The Point Always, Detests Beating Around The Bush, Detest Bureaucracy As Always The Enemy, Detests Lawyers, Detests Bullies And Usually Bullied, Organized, Logistical, Methodical, Ingenuity Wise, Ethical, Has Integrity, Honest, Trustworthy, Likes Quality, Polite, Kind As Can Be, Methodical, Non Lazy Brain, Non Lazy, Caring, Thoughtful, Easy Going Usually, Destined Creator,

And Used & Abused Genius Human Being's Plight of Every Inventor in History
That Genius With Bright Ideas And Not Put To Use Has Inventor's Syndrome.
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Streamer Inventory Syndrome

A disorder that typically appears amongst streamers on Twitch. These streamers lack the ability to manage and organize their inventories in the games that they play, causing their inventory to become full of random garbage.
Peepo A: "Wow, that streamer's inventory is full of garbage! They should really clean it"
Peepo B: "Yeah, they suffer from Streamer Inventory Syndrome"

Mercenary tourette syndrome (AKA Inventory twitching) 

An easily diagnosable condition of the tourette syndrome family.

It's caused by an over excitement of unconscious brainwave feelings towards the well known computer game "Resident evil 5" and is mostly traceable to the "Mercenaries" stage.

The player, suffering from the condition will play the aimless mode as normal, will go to melee an enemy, it's during the melee animation the player will unknowingly tap into the inventory screen and quickly, almost Weskerr/Neo lightning quick, transfer the ammo into the gun placement and then exist lavishly out of the inventory screen.

That is a more general indication that the player is suffering from the condition. A more serious diagnosis are as follows and in many of these cases, the inventory is brought up for a split second for the user to then take away, not actually reloading anything, you are advised to see a doctor in these extreme circumstances, or to cease playing this fucking dogshit mode that is about as classic as Andrew Evenstars hair;

-Inventory twitching when hitting a timer
-Inventory twitching when jumping through a window
-Inventory twitching when jumping up/down from a ledge
-Inventory twitching when climbing up a ladder
-Inventory twitching when climbing down a ladder
-Inventory twitching when dashing

And many, many more symptoms
About to Windfall a downed zombie...OMG THAT'S SO COOL, QUICK INVENTORY TWITCH BEFORE THE ANIMATION FINISHES WITH STILL 20 BULLETS IN MY CHAMBER!!!!

Mercenary tourette syndrome (AKA Inventory twitching) here I go again "RESIDENT EVIL FIVVVVEEEEE"

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026