Intrusive thoughts

Terrible thoughts that are repetitive and could come into your mind at any time without a warning. Also referred to as “Devil's Whispers”. A common symptom of OCD, but not always is. It easily convinces everyone around you that you’re going insane.

Someone 1: *Gets a panic attack*
Someone 2: “U good?”
Someone 1: “Nope. I had that same stupid intrusive thought for the 100th time today”
Someone 2: “Just be positive and your intrusive thoughts will go away”

As you can see, “Someone 2” has no idea what an intrusive thought is, and thinks it’s controllable.

Intrusive thoughts by ComeToBrazil85 September 6, 2022

intrusive thoughts

An asshole who lives in your brain telling you to do good things

Intrusive thoughts be like:
Bad thought: have you ever imagined killing your brother.......
Me: da fuck you talking about I dont have a brother...

intrusive thoughts by FlamgooopscoopdoopE October 30, 2019

Intrusive thoughts

Intrusive thoughts is an expression that's used wrong most of the time. Real intrusive thoughts are unpleasant and should never be acted upon.
What most people mean to say is Impulse thoughts

Video of a man kicking an annoying kid down the stairs
Commenters: He let his intrusive thoughts win

Intrusive thoughts by kiwidodo February 9, 2023

intrusive sex thoughts 

It’s like I have hyperactive libido ramped up to 1000x. Sex dominates my thoughts every waking moment of every day. Masterbation helps for all of 5 minutes then it’s back on. Obviously I’m addicted to porn as it helps me masterbate more often to calm the unending torrents, but I’ve been trying really hard to quit as it’s so bad for my mental health and the way I see women, and my hyperactive libido has gotten so much worse. I can’t find any outlet for it at all; nothing I try can make it just stop.

I have intrusive sex thoughts. Fear me!

intrusive sex thoughts by Bad C dev April 13, 2023

Intrusive Thought Induced Whiplash 

An unwanted, intrusive thought that makes your head (involuntarily) flip back.

“Dude are you ok? You just twitched.”
“Yeah, sorry. I just thought of something awful. Intrusive Thought Induced Whiplash, that’s all.”

Intrusive Thought Induced Whiplash by m1rlax0 February 2, 2022

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005