Intolourettes 

Intolourettes (Intol-oo-RETs) syndrome is a condition one gets as one grows older and finds themselves increasingly intollerant of people doing increasingly less stupid things. Telling people to FUCK-OFF (an'tics) that can easily be controlled but at your age, life has left you with just too few fuck's left to give. For instance, you might repeatedly roll your eyes, shrug your shoulders and blurt out offensive/expletive words to randoms for (what you consider ) being dickheads.

BMW Drivers not indicating - FUCK-YOU-YOU-FUCKING-FUCKWIT
BMW Drivers not stopping at redlights - FUCK-YOU-YOU-FUCKING-FECKITY-FUCKWIT
BMW Drivers - FUCK-YOU-YOU-FUCKING-FECKITY-FUCKWIT-IN-A-NICE-CAR

Please excuse my partner, they have age related intolourettes. Have yourself a lovely day ...driving your BMW like a dickhead!

Intolourettes by pSouper March 5, 2024

Intolourettes 

Intolourettes (Intol-oo-RETs) syndrome is a condition one gets as one grows older and finds themselves increasingly intollerant of people doing increasingly less stupid things. Telling people to FUCK-OFF (an'tics) that can easily be controlled but at your age, life has left you with just too few fuck's left to give. For instance, you might repeatedly roll your eyes, shrug your shoulders and blurt out offensive/expletive words to randoms for (what you consider ) being dickheads.

BMW Drivers not indicating - FUCK-YOU-YOU-FUCKING-FUCKWIT
BMW Drivers not stopping at redlights - FUCK-YOU-YOU-FUCKING-FECKITY-FUCKWIT
BMW Drivers - FUCK-YOU-YOU-FUCKING-FECKITY-FUCKWIT-IN-A-NICE-CAR

Excuse my partner, they have Intolourettes - please don't take it personal and continue your driving like a dickhead.

Intolourettes by pSouper March 5, 2024

intourettes

The condition whereby it is difficult for one to refrain from saying something entirely inappropriate, offensive or irrelevant when communicating via the internet

Sufferers do not tend to suffer from regular Tourette's syndrome at all. Intourettes syndrome is NOT an inherited neuropsychiatric disorder; a common misconception. In fact it is developed as a result of over-exposure to intense levels of boredom.

Mild cases can occur, where the user types the inappropriate comment but manages to refrain from actually sending it, recognising the social unacceptability of their comment.

Intourettes tends to be more common than Tourette's syndrome because many people follow the viewpoint that anything is acceptable on the internet.

Uninteresting internet user: ahh my mum is pissing me off !!
Intourettes sufferer: Try bending her over the kitchen table and raping her up the shitter with a baguette until she learns her fucking place.

Uninteresting internet user: argh physics exam tomorrow, can't be arsed!
Intourettes sufferer: Kill it. Kill it with a spade.

intourettes by fluorescent! May 28, 2010

intourettes

When chatting online, you accidentally blurt out information that is completely irrelevant to the topic, or extremely personal that has nothing to do with the conversation.

Tom: Where are you going tonight?
Jane: To the bars.
Tom: Cool, anyone in particular
Andy: MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!!!
Tom: ^^^^ intourettes

Bill: Did you see the logo on the shark?
Erica: Yes, that was amazing.
Mon: OMFG!!!!!pound55home1capslock WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!!! @enter pagedownampersand
Bill:^^^^ drugs & intourettes

intourettes by OneBadMafucka December 14, 2008

Intourettes

The string of random expletives uttered when battling a painfully slow internet connection.

"Shit fucking slow fucking hurry the fuck up dumb cunt internet."

"Pardon?"

"Sorry, just a bad case of intourettes."

Intourettes by Mausism July 6, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020