memeosophy

The pseudo philosophical pap propagated by meme over social media. Often in the form of an illconceived truism based on a false equivalency.

Memeosophological meme:
“Texting is a brilliant way to miscommunicate how you feel and for others to misinterpret what you mean”

- we’ve all been there. True. But that negates the 99% of texts where the opposite is true.
I had to unfollow him, his feed is just regurgitated memeosophy
by pSouper December 04, 2018
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Intolourettes

Intolourettes (Intol-oo-RETs) syndrome is a condition one gets as one grows older and finds themselves increasingly intollerant of people doing increasingly less stupid things. Telling people to FUCK-OFF (an'tics) that can easily be controlled but at your age, life has left you with just too few fuck's left to give. For instance, you might repeatedly roll your eyes, shrug your shoulders and blurt out offensive/expletive words to randoms for (what you consider ) being dickheads.
BMW Drivers not indicating - FUCK-YOU-YOU-FUCKING-FUCKWIT
BMW Drivers not stopping at redlights - FUCK-YOU-YOU-FUCKING-FECKITY-FUCKWIT
BMW Drivers - FUCK-YOU-YOU-FUCKING-FECKITY-FUCKWIT-IN-A-NICE-CAR

Excuse my partner, they have Intolourettes - please don't take it personal and continue your driving like a dickhead.
by pSouper March 05, 2024
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Intolourettes

Intolourettes (Intol-oo-RETs) syndrome is a condition one gets as one grows older and finds themselves increasingly intollerant of people doing increasingly less stupid things. Telling people to FUCK-OFF (an'tics) that can easily be controlled but at your age, life has left you with just too few fuck's left to give. For instance, you might repeatedly roll your eyes, shrug your shoulders and blurt out offensive/expletive words to randoms for (what you consider ) being dickheads.
BMW Drivers not indicating - FUCK-YOU-YOU-FUCKING-FUCKWIT
BMW Drivers not stopping at redlights - FUCK-YOU-YOU-FUCKING-FECKITY-FUCKWIT
BMW Drivers - FUCK-YOU-YOU-FUCKING-FECKITY-FUCKWIT-IN-A-NICE-CAR

Please excuse my partner, they have age related intolourettes. Have yourself a lovely day ...driving your BMW like a dickhead!
by pSouper March 05, 2024
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