Internet over 

Alternatively '(the) end of Internet' or '(the) Internet is over', and optionally suffixed with 'everyone go home'. Derivative of 'thread over'. When quoting someone, used to express that the channel, forum, or Internet in general cannot conceivably contribute anything as clever, funny, or insulting as said message or post. Reserved only for the utmost win.

For example, if a troll were to be gloating about his or her anonymity, and someone (possibly a real life acquaintance of the troll) were to post a Google Maps satellite image of said troll's home. The post with the image would be quoted and replied with 'Internet over', albeit aforementioned variations.

Internet over by Ectoplasm On Toast December 25, 2008

internet overload 

Similar to the feeling of eating to much Halloween candy, Internet Overload occurs when one spends to much time in front of a web browser reading forum replies, ventures out into the real world, and can temporarily no longer tolerate internet slang terms recited aloud such as: win, epic fail, lawl, omgwtfbbq, etc.

Internet Overload is often cured with the consumption of copious amounts of caffeine and viewing of Family Guy.

If the following phrase makes you want to punch someone you may have Internet Overload...or anger management problems...or you just prefer literacy...or a combination:

"O-M-G, dude! Last night I went to this party and my girlfriend said to meet her in a dark bedroom, so I did. Then after we sexed I turned on the light and found out it was her brother! It was a fail so epic it was almost a win!"

internet overload by AZX3RIC June 16, 2009

internetaverted

Someone who is seemingly emotionless in person, but always posts online with a lot of excitement (a lot of exclamation marks, all caps, etc.)

Jennifer, being very internetaverted, sat quietly in Starbucks, eyes glued to her phone, without so much as a polite smile on her face while posting to Facebook, "OMG!!! HE PROPOSED TO ME!!! I'M GETTING MARRIED, EVERYBODY!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

internetaverted by theadamkomar June 5, 2013

internetovert 

Someone with zero social skills who hides behind the curtain of the internet.
An internetovert might also have a fake profile on social networks that portrays him/her as who he/she is not.

Look at that guy, he can speak a word straight. He hides behind his internet persona all day. Yeah he's an internetovert.

internetovert by prolificd October 5, 2010