internetovert

Someone with zero social skills who hides behind the curtain of the internet.
An internetovert might also have a fake profile on social networks that portrays him/her as who he/she is not.

Look at that guy, he can speak a word straight. He hides behind his internet persona all day. Yeah he's an internetovert.

by prolificd October 5, 2010

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Internetourettes

The act of posting on a Facebook Profile or Group something you would not like your own mother to read, but don't care if the person whose page you posted on happens to have his mother reading it.

A post the will almost certainly get you banned from a friends profile.

Saying something you should not have said on a public profile

I let my Internetourettes get the best of me today, Her Mom saw the post, and I got booted.

Internetourettes is a bitch, I think my boss saw that post.

by morosejew March 5, 2010

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internetaverted

Someone who is seemingly emotionless in person, but always posts online with a lot of excitement (a lot of exclamation marks, all caps, etc.)

Jennifer, being very internetaverted, sat quietly in Starbucks, eyes glued to her phone, without so much as a polite smile on her face while posting to Facebook, "OMG!!! HE PROPOSED TO ME!!! I'M GETTING MARRIED, EVERYBODY!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

by theadamkomar June 5, 2013

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internetvention

intervention: To help someone get a real life. Where Everyone gets together to help a friend that lives their life through, cell phone, I-pad, lap-top. And has no real life outside of the Internet.

internetvention : he or she lives her their through Face book, pinterest, e-mail, and texting. Everything in their life is 2 dimentional, and now they dont know how to have a real conversation, or interact in real real life capacity.
Socially crippled

by emotional September 8, 2012

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