Internet autism 

A mental disorder chracterised by great difficulty in using social media for its intended purpose, instead choosing to share too much personal information in an inappropriare forum.

Recentlt divorced Debbie has just finished feeding her 7 cats when she decides to post "Someone told me you're too pretty to be single, and I said 'No, I'm too pretty to be lied to, cheated on and treated like shit'".

Debbie has internet autism and should not be using social media.

Internet autism by KinksJT March 12, 2016

internet collective of weaponised autism 

A group of spasmoidal mouth breathers who group together to bring down SJW by counter-arguing with irrelevant points until they break

I summon the Internet Collective of Weaponised Autism to shut you down!

internet collective of weaponised autism by Bromgerine II June 5, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008