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Insult bet

A bet in Texas hold ‘em poker, on the river, when the player using the insult bet has a marginal hand, but believes their opponent has a slightly worse hand, but cannot fold to the insult bet because the pot is too big and offers fantastic pot odds, so they reluctantly call and lose the pot.

Can be balanced by using the insult bluff and the insult induce
Aww man... I keep getting milked by the insult bet at cascades casino by that fish Grant, if I keep calling I’m gonna go broke
Insult bet by GrantSmith December 8, 2018
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Beth Insult 

Something said to another meant to be an insult, but is really a compliment.
Random boy at table to another: "You have a small penis!"
Beth, jokingly insulting her girl friend: "Well, Lauren, you have a small vagina!"
Lauren: "Why thank you, Beth."

The Beth Insult actually made Lauren feel better about herself.
Beth Insult by Ginger59 December 5, 2007
That annoying shitbot made by CHz. Insult's the hell oughta yah. 'N stuff.
<InsultBot> Shut up Iggy_Koopa, you large fragment of putrescence.
insultbot by Fusion2004 December 16, 2004
A bot owned by CHz that insults.
That InsultBot just insulted me!
insultbot by Iggy Koopa November 24, 2004
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Me: Poggers!
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