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That annoying shitbot made by CHz. Insult's the hell oughta yah. 'N stuff.
<InsultBot> Shut up Iggy_Koopa, you large fragment of putrescence.
insultbot by Fusion2004 December 16, 2004
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A bot owned by CHz that insults.
That InsultBot just insulted me!
insultbot by Iggy Koopa November 24, 2004

insultation period 

In a corporate setting, when making staff redundant, there is a legal requirement to pretend that the proposed staff cuts are merely being considered, and have not formally been decided on. There is a gap of several weeks “consultation period” between the announcement and the actual redundancies taking effect. During this period people who are about to be summarily executed get several weeks to be repeatedly asked how they “feel about the changes”. Since this “consultancy” is entirely fictitious, and is in fact a patronising artefact of gormless corporate stupidity , it is more accurately referred to as the “insultation period”.
Fuck me, I’ve just been made redundant after 10 years service! I just have to endure the insultation period for the next 2 weeks, but then I bring in the wheelbarrow to pick up my payout!_

Insultious 

Referring to intent or demeanor
"I find that biznitch's tone to be a tad insultious!"
Insultious by Geisel February 27, 2009

Insultation

An alternative form to the noun of 'insult', mainly to be used when one feels creative and would like to come off as being more smart than they actually are. Taken after 'accumulation', 'confiscation', etc.
"This insultation definition lacks creativity, it's just an insultation of an insultation."
Insultation by the pie cows March 2, 2010

sarcasmic insultion

When one person says something mean to another, that they really mean, and pass it off as sarcasm.
E.G. 1
Jack and Mary are sitting in a room talking, and Jeff walks in
Jack (to Mary) Man! It's Jeff. Lets leave now.
Mary (to Jack) Yeah, I hate Jeff. He always pisses me off.
Jeff: Laughs
Mary and Jack: Laugh

E.G. 2
Mary: Jeff you're ugly go away. Smiles, pretending to be sarcastic
Jeff: Fuck you bitch. I'm tired of your sarcasmic insultion.

insultosaurus 

Someone who insults others frequently and wittily.
"Faye is such an insultosaurus."
insultosaurus by Athenais May 25, 2006
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