Instagroomer

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A pedophile, using Instagram as a means to talk with minors.

Girl 1: “I got messaged by an instagroomer last week.. He told me he’d buy me a nintendo switch if I sent him some feet pics..”
Girl 2: “Omg. That’s really creepy- OMG! You have Raymond on your island??”

Instagroomer by Mtimes4 June 28, 2020

Weaboo Instagrammer

A weaboo fag who posts fag content to Instagram such as them eating sushi with their perfected chopsticks skills (or any other Japanese food typically presented in anime, manga, ect.), cosplay, bragging about his Japan culture-filled room, or just being a plain bitch and posting their my anime list with about 100 entries (most of them being plan to watch) and bragging about it. These creatures are also known for liking their own pics and bombarding the comments with hash tags.

Weaboo1: Dude I discovered a guy on Instagram that is like the most awesome person ever. His Instagram name is Weaboo Instagrammer 69 He posts alot of anime-related things and he has 32 watched anime. 32!

Weaboo2: Dude you and that guy are like the biggest weaboos I have ever seen. You probably haven't even watched Naruto or Sword Art Online. And FYI, I don't meant to brag or anything but like, I've watched 56.

Weaboo Instagrammer by thatonewierddude June 21, 2016

instagramer

someone who is on instagram for EXTREMELY long amounts of time or never gets off instagram

"Robbie is such a instagramer he never gets off instagram"
"yeah all he does is sit on his ass and instagram all the time"

instagramer by instagramer June 4, 2014

Instagrammer

Instagrammer simply means a person who gets on Instagram. Better used for a person who gets on often or is obsessive over insta.

Your such an instagrammer. Every time I'm with you your on Instagram!

Instagrammer by Mekakitty cullen June 21, 2014

instagroom

The act of grooming one's self before an instagram photo.

Ben: Everyone ready?
Everyone: Hold up, gotta instagroom first!

instagroom by InstagrAmos January 29, 2019

Graal Instagramer

A person who typically wants to expand theirselves in their game community. Using Instagram as a advantage to get their name out there, and to seek new friends. Graal Instagrammers usually build strong friendship with other fellow Graal Instagrammers with a network of people all together. They can share all the amazing experiences they have with their long distance friends in-game. It's a pretty great thing to have the ability to share this with other people.

Graal Instagramer: *juggles in Graal City*

Random Fan: OMGOMGOMGOMG I KNOW YOU!!!!! WILL YOU SIGN MY AUTOGRAPH?!!
Graal Instagramer: *shy smile* Sure thing!

Graal Instagramer by Lel_ook June 2, 2015

Shitty Instagrammer

They have 1K followers but follows 10K.

hey jimmy is a shitty instagrammer.

Shitty Instagrammer by fuckfaceandtoes January 3, 2019

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026