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Definitions by Mtimes4

Brain-to-Head ratio

The ratio between your brain and head. Small brain/big head = low BtH
Big brain/small head = high BtH
Girl 1: “Lmao did you see Stephanie’s BtH?? It’s like.. so low!”
Girl 2: “I believe emotional intelligence is more important than the size of ones brain. Being kind is what truly matters.”
BtH by Mtimes4 June 28, 2020

Instagroomer 

A pedophile, using Instagram as a means to talk with minors.
Girl 1: “I got messaged by an instagroomer last week.. He told me he’d buy me a nintendo switch if I sent him some feet pics..”
Girl 2: “Omg. That’s really creepy- OMG! You have Raymond on your island??”
Instagroomer by Mtimes4 June 28, 2020

Cyborg Cock™ 

A cybernetically enhanced penis

syn: Robocock
Girl 1: “I slept with Dave last night and he actually had a Cyborg Cock™!!”
Cyborg Cock™ by Mtimes4 June 28, 2020

Reese’s Puffer

“Yooo! I went to Dave’s place the other day and he’s totally a reese’s puffer! Rabbit turds everywhere!”
Reese’s Puffer by Mtimes4 June 28, 2020
example -

Person 1: «what’s good, twigger? lookin like a twig today!»
Person 2: «i haven’t eaten in 3 months»
twigger by Mtimes4 April 3, 2020