Scam/con artist who finds targets/victims through social media, or a person who acts like, or looks like one.
Being a woman I hadn’t been called ‘handsome’ since the summer of 1851. So I was intrigued by his message request and clear appreciation for Neoclassics. It wasn’t long before I reluctantly realized this ‘mail-shot to the heart’. He wasn’t interested, but another broke Instagrammer-scammer blindly broad-targeting for a sugar-daddy.
A weaboo fag who posts fag content to Instagram such as them eating sushi with their perfected chopsticks skills (or any other Japanese food typically presented in anime, manga, ect.), cosplay, bragging about his Japan culture-filled room, or just being a plain bitch and posting their my anime list with about 100 entries (most of them being plan to watch) and bragging about it. These creatures are also known for liking their own pics and bombarding the comments with hash tags.
Weaboo1: Dude I discovered a guy on Instagram that is like the most awesome person ever. His Instagram name is Weaboo Instagrammer 69 He posts alot of anime-related things and he has 32 watched anime. 32!
Weaboo2: Dude you and that guy are like the biggest weaboos I have ever seen. You probably haven't even watched Naruto or Sword Art Online. And FYI, I don't meant to brag or anything but like, I've watched 56.
Instagrammar: Shorter than Facebook jabber, not as terse as twitter-speak, and full of tags; Instagrammar is the unique form of language found on the photo sharing application Instagram.
"From the photo I think she was having lunch in The Mission but I couldn’t make out her Instagrammar".
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.