A descriptive saying an Instagram user would say when they see a picture of something or a person they really like and think they look great on the photo.
To put a finish on a piece of work that would make it instagramable
Somebody wants a piece of work done on there business and they want it to be instagramable and when a person that does this work. That piece of work was instagramablised.
An adjective which is used to describe some kind of food which looks so good it can be taken a picture of and posted on Instagram, but actually tastes bad.
Wow, this cake is so Instagramable! Lemme take a photo!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!