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Infrared Machine 1000W

A 1000-watt (1kW) integrated infrared system representing serious industrial and military capability. At 1kW, the beam can cut through 30mm steel, vaporize any known material, and be sustained for hours with proper cooling. The 1kW Machine requires three-phase power, industrial water cooling, and professional operators. In the world of infrared weapons, 1kW is considered the baseline for “hard kill” anti-materiel systems.

Infrared Machine 1200W

A 1200-watt integrated infrared system offering improved speed and power over the 1kW model. At 1200W, the beam can cut through 40mm steel, maintain stability even in challenging conditions, and deliver more energy faster. The extra 200 watts make it the choice for heavy industry and military applications requiring maximum performance.

Example: "The shipyard's 1200W Infrared Machine was the largest in the region. When the navy contracted for 'special projects,' the machine got a new control panel and a security detail."
Infrared Machine 1000W Example: "The 1kW Infrared Machine was installed in a hangar. The official purpose was 'materials testing.' The radar tracking antenna mounted beside it told a different story."

infrared Machine 2000W

A 2000-watt (2kW) integrated infrared system representing the current frontier of practical infrared weapons. At 2kW, the beam cuts through 60mm steel, penetrates armor plate, and can be sustained indefinitely with proper infrastructure. The 2kW Machine requires dedicated power substations, industrial water cooling, and full-time professional operation. In the world of directed-energy, 2kW is the threshold for “strategic” thermal weapons—capable of destroying incoming missiles, cutting through ship hulls, and serving as the core of national defense networks.

Example: "The 2kW Infrared Machine was housed in a bunker. The official purpose was 'research.' The generator farm and security detail told the real story."
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flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026