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Infraved 

When someone tells an inside joke but doesn't explain it and you are enraged because you have no idea what it means.
John: Did you see that dog climbing the tree on the roof earlier?

Bill: what the fuck are you talking about?

John: It's nothing, don't worry about it.

Bill: Fuck off, now i'm infraved.
Infraved by Johnny Longshoes April 12, 2010
Words you can keep

Infrareded 

To shoot infrared lasers at moths from a dogs eyes with intent to kill and monch.
DUDE MY DOG JUST INFRAREDED THAT MOTH!!!

HOLY SHIT!!!
Infrareded by Infrarededguy October 19, 2008

infrared 

one of the best members of totse to date, basically invented Night Ops
man infrared owns, he has never been caught!
infrared by uneven martian December 28, 2005

infrared 

Infrared. A similar device called Bluetooth. Infrared is not ment for long distance connectivity, say through mobiles. The opposition has to be within touching distance. Infrared is a device, allowing you to connect (as i said, say through mobiles) to each device to swap and take out files of any sort, from either a computer, mobile, or any other portable device with infrared.
I used infrared connectivity to swap ringtones with my mate.
I used infrared to sawp picture files through my computer.

infrared by Urban advice September 22, 2005

Infravert 

These people are sensed as heat rather than seen and heard. Out of sight out of mind? Not at all, people can tell they are not alone, but they cannot prove it to themselves.
The house down the street growing up was not haunted. The man who lived there was just an infravert, that's all.
Infravert by Solid Mantis November 1, 2016

infraredss 

One of the greatest sword fighters of all time, with a terrible sense of fashion and rarely listening to music, this dude can shred through most people he fights, also known as the “king money” since he is also known to wear Gucci clothing whilst fighting (why???) and for some reason wearing tags that way “DRIP” everywhere. This man knows how to put everyone in their place, and is the slayer of people with large egos. He is “chill” in a sense that he’s only “toxic” when his opponent is too.
Bro did you just see (infraredss) just beat that commander 7 to fucking nothing?? I could’ve sworn the commander just went hushmode because that motherfucker claimed the chieftains were trash at swordfighting. How the fuck does he do it???
infraredss by TheGreatScribe July 17, 2021

infraredfox 

A YouTuber who plays games like Minecraft and fortnite. Also labels his name with numbers "InfraredFox5219" he also wants to fuck earthboundgames
"Fuck me" -InfraredFox
"Only scp 173" -earthboundgames
infraredfox by Infrared Fox February 28, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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