Influencer Mommy 

An woman who is addicted to social media. They usually do family vlogging and lifestyle videos. They have lots of kids. They usually have kids every year and dont stop breeding until they hit menopause thus meaning they have lots of babies. They even have children that are in their early adulthood and they dont take that as a sign to stop having kids. They are always pregnant. they have a compulsive disorder to get pregnant and exaggerate pregnancy, claiming that women who are pregnant are super heroes of the sort but in reality they are just like any other human being. They try to act involved in their childrens lives but behind the scenes they usually hire their parents to look after their kids. They only wear neutral colors and have they are blondes with their hair let down in a mid part in loose curls. They get ALL of their clothing from free brand promotions. They are very unrelatable and have dry humor They sit in front of a camera and record their kids for money. They also get all their products and clothes from brand sponsorships. They always order starbucks. They live in large mansions in Beverly hills, California, or Las Vegas. Their humor is very dry, they often think that it is cool or even relatable but its just ass. They are very bland and unrelatable, along with the fact that they are incredibly dramatic and unfunny. Examples of popular Influencer mommies are: Abbie Herbert, Krystiana Tiana, Brooke Ashley Hall, Esthalla Ortiz, Savannah Labrant, etc.

Influencer Mommy: Omg brent just turned 5 today, I love him so much! My little teddy bear! Dont forget to watch my new vlog!

Any sane being: Ew she is such a stuck up influencer mommy

Influencer Mommy by imvalidanduknowit January 28, 2022