infiniwin 

Infiniwin is when something is so win, so epic that it'll be win in infinity.

- Damn, the pyramids are freaking epic win.
- Dude, they're infiniwin!

infiniwin by niclas.bergstrom August 5, 2009

Infiniboner 

This is an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours brought on by excessive amounts of erectile dysfunction medication or sexual performance supplements. A doctor is not contacted in the case of an infiniboner. An infiniboner is usually paired together with strippers, prostitutes and cocaine with the intent of a never-ending sexual performance. It is the everlasting gobstopper or energizer bunny boner of boners.

Lamar Odom used up to 10 sexual performance supplements to land himself a legendary infiniboner at a Vegas brothel.

Infiniboner by Timmah!!! December 7, 2015

infinitillion 

A number so large, it can only be described as a 1 followed by an infinite line of zeros. Since it is an infinitely large number, some would argue that it is in fact infinity, but infinity is an abstract concept that cannot be defined as even or odd, while infinitillion is very much even because it can be divided by 2 an infinite amount of times and remain an integer.

You may wish for a gazillion dollars, but I wish for one infinitillion dollars

infinitillion by Anonumerical December 4, 2020

Infinidick

1) A dick in which there is no end and no beginning. In the form of the infinity sign, the 8th and widely unknown final symbol of the apocalypse. Many believe that the infinidick will not have an owner that it will float amongst society while others believe that the 3rd sign of the end of the world (David Hasselhauff) will be the owner of the infinidick.

2) a term used when you can't seem to finish or get aroused enough to climax.

3) a new fetish amongst the preteens to masturbate before they can even procreate or produce functional sperm

Oh god I finally got rid of my infinidick

And Jesus said that the Infini-dick will reign upon us with tyranny

Infinidick by dartingtonmouth March 25, 2009

infiniwipe 

when the density of one's ass hair prohibits ass wiping from ever being fully complete

I had horrible infiniwipe tonight; i really need to shave my crack

infiniwipe by natlab March 11, 2009

infinititties 

Exceptionally large breasts. Customarily spoken as a compliment and in awe in description of a woman only to one's buddies, not to the woman's face - unless you, and she, are completely ghetto.

Damn, that girl got infinititties! Stretching that bikini top to the limit!

infinititties by motifxf8 August 8, 2008

Infiniti 

Child of Nissan. Best example of great japanese cars. Luxury, power, design, comfort, reliability, style, extraordinary.

Ex-girlfriend: So what do you drive now?
You: An Infiniti G20
Ex-girlfriend: Wow, you serious?
You: Yeah
Ex-girlfriend: So whatchu' doin' tonight babe?...
You: *smirk*

Infiniti by Fraychild October 8, 2003