ex-girlfriend

The bipolar bitch that took you for granted all along, she does not have intentions to get back with you, but will torture and play with your emotions. She would sabotage and cockblock you if give her the chance.

I was sweet and nice with my ex-girlfriend, but she played hot and cold with me and took for granted.

The person you used to loved and share intimate moments with, now she hates you and will do her best to make your life miserable.

I hate my ex, i was sweet and nice with her and she used me all along.

The person that turn you into a jerk, and thanks to her you get laid all the time.

ex-girlfriend by jhon12 January 27, 2009

ex-girlfriend

That bitch that dumped you for no reason.

Guy 1-"Man, I can't believe Trish broke up with me! I gave her two years man.... TWO YEARS! Now she is my ex-girlfriend..."

Guy 2-"Looks like you get to put another one on the ex-girlfriend chart."

ex-girlfriend by Spider-Snagger0 June 28, 2008

ex-girlfriend

What over 60% of internet porn purports to be about.

Shaky camera? Check.
Hipster chick? Check.
Sociopathic video description? Double-check.

Ex.; "exgf_brutaly_fucked_in_her_slutt_pussy.mpg,"; "watch_my_ex-girlfriend_pounded_by_13incock.avi"

ex-girlfriend by vinman11 March 2, 2010

ex-girlfriend

a girl who has broken up with her boyfriend

He broke up with his ex-girlfriend.

ex-girlfriend by SweetDivaKay April 23, 2020

Ex-Girlfriend

Any woman/girl who is a bitch and who you dumped because she would not stop lying, even when you said if you tell one more fucking lie im seriously done with you, im not kidding seriously ill know if you do. Then the next night she lie's, you debate on whether or not to call her out on it, while pondering that you think about your hott next door neighbor and then call her out on it, and end the relationship, thus becoming free from her evil Succubus bitch claws,

My Ex-girlfriend is a cheap piece of shit who is a fucked up bitch that lie's, lie's, lie's, and will never be happy because she isnt happy with herself and because of this she try's to change everyone around her, even her boyfriend... sorry EX BOYFRIEND, when there isnt anything wrong with him.

Ex-Girlfriend by Avoi July 15, 2011

Ex-Girlfriend

A self absorbed, selfish wondercunt whose sole purpose in life is to now ensure you don't have any future relationship with your kids whilst maintaining absolute self assuredness that you were the reason for her downfall and that you should burn in the depths of hell, but in most instances should still be 'helping' her out when required.

It's been 12 months and I'm still receiving your post and CCJ's for your fcuked up business linked to our house... your my ex-girlfriend sort your shit out bitch!!!

Ex-Girlfriend by Dadmisseshisons2708 September 3, 2018

Ex-girlfriend

You. You just broke up with someone and you now searched this up on U.D. because you are scared they wrote something about you here. They didnt.

"Wow! Your ex-girlfriend is sneky"!
"Thats why I broke up with her!

Ex-girlfriend by IDefineLifeForConvenience December 7, 2019