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the infinityth base 

having and orgy with chuck norris, god, the devil, mastar cheef, joe lapp, (a faggot) and *a turtle* while the devil takes it up the ass by god, the turtle rides chuck norris, joe lapp......blows mastar cheef while sean prosser stands naked in the witchs position grunting
guy1:omfgomfgomfgomfgomfg
guy2:wut?!?! wuts rong!!!!
guy1:....i just witnissed the infinityth base........and my penis reverted back inside me, impregnated me, n then aborted me all at the same time......is this real life?
guy2: i think time has stopped
guy1:what the hell is the cloverfield monster??
guy2:y cant i see my air?!??!??1
guy1:WHAT IS MY SOUP SPELLING????????
guy2:AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
GUY1:WHATS GOING ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:2YUG IT DOESNT HAVE A CLUUUUUUUEEEEE!!!!!!
GUY1+2:WTF!!!?????????????!!!!!!!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!!?????!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????!

infinite base 

A psychedelic experience that will rip apart the fabric of space and time through intense sexual interactions. You and your partner(s) will go through time itself, teleporting, fucking, and feeling all known and undiscovered forms of pleasurable experiences simultaneously. It is the only known way to time travel. During Infinite Base, it is common to morph into your spirit animal. Works with up to 4 people. No more. It is wise to use a condom as the risk of pregnancy is guaranteed.
"Bro, guess what base I went to with Stephanie and her friends last night."

"What base?"

"Infinite Base."

"Is that even legal? Did you put back my dad's ladder at least?"
infinite base by Wmadbdog January 9, 2017

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026