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inang kulot 

Inang Kulot is another name for Taylor Swift in the Philippines. It refers to the country's view of the singer as a curly-haired mother. ("Inang" = mom, "Kulot" = curls, curly hair)
It is also a name in the stereotypically long Taylor Marie Joy Alison "Inang Kulot" Dimagiba Finlay Batumbakal Swift (or in some other order). We have swiftie cults here help
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Taylor Marie Joy Alison "Inang Kulot" Dimagiba Finlay Batumbakal Swift 

The aforementioned name is a satirical/stereotypical name for singer Taylor Swift in the Philippines. The extra names were added to ridicule how many of the people also have such long names. The whole name has since then become a meme in the Filipino media, in which people use the name ironically to refer to the singer.

Taylor Alison Finlay Swift are all from her legal name, the additional names and their origins are stated below. The joke originally started as "Taylor Marie Joy Batumbakal Swift", and since then, many other names have been added.

Marie and Joy are commonly found in girls' names, where Marie comes from Mary/Maria, the most common name in the country; Joy is stereotypically associated with service workers, such as nurses, cashiers, and stewardesses.

Inang Kulot is an allusion to her curly locks. Inang means "Mother" in a familiar tone, Kulot simply means "curls".

Dimagiba is fairly an uncommon last name, though it is a reference to an old joke played in radios. Dimagiba, short for 'hindi (not) magiba (breakable)' means "invincible", or "never broken". full joke: look up "Short pinoy joke english class"

Batumbakal (lit. lodestone, bato = stone, bakal = metal) is also an uncommon last name, though it does hold a deep native origin. Like Dimagiba, it seems to have originated from a joke, albeit obscure. full joke: look up "batumbakal filipino joke"

Altogether, it sounds like the name of the girl you'd play chinese garter together in the neighborhood alleys.
she is the icon
she is the moment
she is Taylor Marie Joy Alison "Inang Kulot" Dimagiba Finlay Batumbakal Swift

Isengard 

Isengard has several meanings:

1.The tower of Saruman the White in J.R.R Tolkien's world of Middle Earth.

2.A Power Metal band from Sweden.

3. The Black/Folk metal solo project of Fenriz(Darkthrone)
1. Gandalf went to Isengard to meet with Saruman.

2. I bought Isengard(SWE)'s "Crownless Majesty" album today.

3. I bought Isengard(NOR)'s "Hostmorke" album today.
Isengard by NecroGrim September 10, 2005

Isengard 

Where they're taking the hobbits!
Isengard by RiLEESMANG June 2, 2009

Take the Hobbits to Isengard 

Euphemism, used when one would like to announce that they must take a poop.
"Where's the bathroom dude, I need to take the hobbits to Isengard"

inegration with respect to the moon 

The act of mathematically integrating with respect to the variable the moon.

Should not be attempted unless no other methods to solve the astronomy problem seem likely to give an answer.
Guy 1: Fuck I have no idea where to even start with this question

Guy 2: Time to do some inegration with respect to the moon (: