Incognoobrito - The act of pretending not to be at your keyboard the instant a known Noob enters the chat room.. This action will render you a ghost or otherwise un-recognizable to the offending newbie similar to being incognito.. Incognoobrito is a defense against the unwanted barrage of noobish questions that said newbie is about to spew forth to the first person he sees talking.
Man I was chatting it up with Becky and Fleet joined the chatroom... I totally had to go Incognoobrito to avoid talking to him!
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.