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Inch Worm 

Referring to a guy with a small dick.
Inch Worm by Dano November 25, 2004

Inch Worm 

An attempt to slowly "inch" your hand into another individuals genitals, often not welcomed and typically man on man. Commonly this uncomfortable advance is spurred on by large volumes of alcohol consumption
"Dude that Drunk Closet-Homosexual Son of a Bitch just tried to Inch Worm his way into my pants"
Inch Worm by Taight March 22, 2010

inch worm 

juju: fuck foo have you seen g-eyes ex-man??? homegirl:who that foo ziggy??? juju:yeah foo i been tryna get at that foo since middle school, last night that foo came over all drunk with that foo spencer with his pants all falling and shit haha!!that foo straight got a fucken inch worm! homegirl: for real eww you like everyone foo serio! juju: so what! fuck it i'll still let em hit!!
inch worm by MS.DRAMA March 1, 2010

The angry inch worm 

Kenny cutlups dick, 3 inches mad
Do you want to see The angry inch worm?
The angry inch worm by Duders23 September 28, 2020

Minnesota Inchworm

A variation of the Manitoba Snowplow, for men with a small penis.
I gave my wife a Minnesota Inchworm last night with my 3 inch penis.
Minnesota Inchworm by Medic130 June 26, 2018

inchworm 

dominique panneta
inchworm by Sammy Wammy September 13, 2003
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