Dan: "
Hello mate, not sen you for a while, saw your mum on Facebook last night - looking WELL hot!"
Tracey: "Dude! WTF?!"
Dan: "
Not my fault she's got her tit's out.."
Tracey: " Thats so
inappropriate!"
Dan: " Try telling your mum that.."
Tracey: " I did but she's an inappropiationist!"
Dan: "Cool"