In your dreams

(idiomatic expression) To express denial, to refuse a proposal. Same as "I don't even think about it" or "Fuck you, I won't do it!".

"Drop your weapon!"
"In your dreams..." (during a robbery)

In your dreams by Paolo C March 23, 2006

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In Your Dreams

A sarcastic way of responding to - or interrupting – someone who is busy telling you about their master plan and all the unrealistically fantastic things they think will happen to them. By using this expression you are suggesting the only place their desired outcome is likely to happen is in their dreams.

Daniels: One day I’ll be mayor of this city!

Smith: In your dreams! Who would vote for you?

In Your Dreams by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

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in your dreams

used to refer to something that is desired by the speaker or the person spoken to but is unlikely to happen

I would make you an awesome video game in your dreams.

in your dreams by The Return of Light Joker November 4, 2011

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In Your Dreams!

What you think and what she feels are two different things.

You may be handsome and charming, but she is NOT your 'ex'... because that would mean (at one time) you were worthy and A gentleMAN... in your dreams!

Instead, you are a... a... a word that has yet to be invented. And a big one at that!

P.S., the only way she would lay naked with you, is in a mass grave! :D

In Your Dreams! by StudMuffinNO September 10, 2013

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The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it

The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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