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Men will walk naked backwards down the street while sodomizing their cat!

Coincidentally the cat will be his lawfully wedded wife!

In the future... by Future's so bright I gotta wear shades! March 17, 2005

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In the future...

You will be able to marry a pile of dogshit.

Rape will be legal.

It will be legal to rape infants.

Human sacrifices will be made legal.

Fetuses will become a breakfast cereal.
Orgies will become the next big reality tv sensation.

Cannibalism will be legal.

Marijuana will still be illegal...

In the future... by Observer March 19, 2005

In the future...

You will be able to marry a pile of dogshit.

Rape will be legal.

It will be legal to rape infants.

Human sacrifices will be made legal.

Fetuses will become a breakfast cereal.

Orgies will become the next big reality tv sensation.

Cannibalism will be legal.

In the future... by Step up and play: Into the future... March 17, 2005

Faith In The Future

Former One Direction member Louis Tomlinson's 2nd studio album that came out on November of 2022. It is vastly different from his debut (Walls) in the best way possible. It has mixes of punk, indie pop, pop and rock genres. Listen to it because it's just that good

Person: whats fitf?
Louie: Louis Tomlinson's album Faith in the Future STREAM IT NOW!!!

Faith In The Future by totally not harry styles February 2, 2023

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old messages found in the future

"i miss you so much

keeping my kids healthy
and one day being one with you
gives me hope."

old messages found in the future

old messages found in the future by Krkič March 24, 2020

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In the near future

A phrase often described to something that will be done within a short time, the near. Nobody knows how long the near future is, its a mystery. It is often used to shut people the fuck up when they will ask when something will be done.

Sometime within the near future it will be done. Does that answer your question

In the near future by Ya Heeeeaarrrd July 13, 2018

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The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it

The influence of Uranus on your birthday will encourage you to dream the impossible dream. In fact the more outrageous your vision the more likely it is to become a part of your reality. Why dread the future when you can so easily shape it

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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