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In magneto

In magneto is term that means incognito if you didn’t graduate high school.

The term was unkindly introduced to the American English slang. After an employee at a well known agricultural equipment company was unusually quiet. When asked if he was okay he replied that he was just in magneto today. When asked if he meant incognito, he vehemently insisted that he meant in magneto. This employee had not graduated high school and was mostly kept at the job out of pity. The answer perplexed anyone who heard it and has above room temperature IQ.

From that point the term in magneto was an ironic term for the rest of eternity. Most people don’t know it’s bizarre origins
Person 1: hey buddy you’ve been real quiet today. Are you okay? Has your baby mama hurt you?
Person 2: no I’m just in magneto today.
Person 1: don’t you mean incognito?
Person 2: incognito sounds like a made up word.
In magneto by MFG.24 June 13, 2025
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Dude, there's a magnet in the sky... 

Describes the feeling one gets after rawking out on Guitar Hero- because for a minute the entire world is being drawn up into the sky.
*Guy sets the guitar down*
Guy 1: Dude, there's a magnet in the sky...
Guy 2: TROGDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine 

Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026