In a blender

Has 2 different meanings. Used to describe either something really good or something really bad. Ex: if you put fruit in a blender it makes a smoothie which is good. If you put steak in a blender isn't really bad.

That concert last night was so good, it was totally in a blender.

In a blender by Inablender May 6, 2026

Dick in a Blender

A truly painful experience that still may be preferred over the proposed task, activity, action, etc.

Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go hang out at Bill's?
Guy 2: I'd rather shove my dick in a blender
Guy 1: I knew you didn't like Bill but that's extreme.
Guy 2: I beg to differ *plugs in blender*

Dick in a Blender by I Don't Need a Pseudonym September 10, 2014

stick that shit in a blender 

A phrase used to express the simplification of complex problem into something more manageable.

-"AHH!! I have a 30 page paper due tomorrow AND it's my mom's birthday!"

-"Dude... stick that shit in a blender - just write the paper about your mom and send her a copy."

stick that shit in a blender by P-stain! September 10, 2006

Balls in a Blender 

Highly stressful situation at work that could potentially result in your being fired. This may or may not be a result of your own actions.

John: "If I don't get this deal to close by the end of the month, I am going to lose my job!"

Brian: "Man, sounds like you really are balls in a blender."

Balls in a Blender by Feel The Rush March 28, 2010

frog in a blender 

Dancing with disjointed movement

At every wedding there is a guy dancing like a frog in a blender, usually the bride's father!

frog in a blender by Brian Butterly August 2, 2006

Shit in a blender 

A negative descriptive phrase used when encountering events of horrific proprotion. Applicable to movies, concerts, and other types of performances.

Justin: Hey, how was that concert last night?

Scott: Four year strong and some other crappy bands played. It all sounded like shit in a blender to me. I don't know what was worse; them or Garfield the movie

Shit in a blender by Key-Lime January 29, 2010

Dick is in a blender 

stuck in a bad place, stressed out, or over worked.

Jeremy Says:"Hey can you get those TPS reports ready by end of day?"
Dustin Says:"I'll try but my dick is in a blender with all these broken computers."

Dick is in a blender by JeremyWhat December 21, 2008