Every shoe store has one. It’s where they keeps all sizes that usually can accompany Shaquille O’Neal (aka they don’t put them out because they’re too big)
Me: hey I can’t find my size 69 shoe in here
Employee: let me check in the back ;)
A phrase that turns something simple, into a sexual joke. Kind of like "that's what she said" but just better. It is the next best thing, and is one of the most flexible jokes.
Girl: Aww.... my fortune cookie says I'm gonna have bad luck!!!
Boy: In the back of a car!!!
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.