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In Real Life 

A quick-witted response used by a logical person in an attempt to update a nit-wit on the reality of life.
Used when the nit-wit chooses a fantasy version on what's really going on. The quick-witted person would respond with the truth, then back it up by saying "In Real Life"

"You ain't the queen dishwasher. In real life."
In Real Life by Once Again March 17, 2013
Words you can keep

In Real Life 

A fan-made boyband that consists of members who had competed in a show called Boy Band. This band consists of 5 handsome and talented guys which are Chance Perez, Drew Ramos, Michael Conor, Sergio Calderon, and Brady Tutton.
Omg! Did you hear Tonight Belongs to You by In Real Life?
In Real Life by foreverbrikey July 15, 2018

in real life 

the top level of seriousness, to be too serious,
In real life did u jus do dat dumb shit?
I cant believe she jus tried to play me, like in real life..
in real life by Licia9008 October 9, 2008

In Real Life 

A show with teens 12-14 years old who compete in real life experiences.
This show is in its 3rd season.
"OMG In Real Life is on!"
"It's an ok show, dude."

Among us in real life

AMONG😩US🥶IN🥵REAL😈LIFE🤬SUS🤪SUS🤑
Random white girl on YouTube: Among us in real life sus sus

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level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

Super Mario in Real Life 

The absolute experience of witnessing THE Mario in real life.
“I just saw Super Mario in Real Life.”
“Did he say ‘Spaghetti’?”
“No.”
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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