Immaculate Defecation. 

When one does a shit and then wipes their ass and miraculously it's already pristine and clean.

Immaculate Defecation.
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Immaculate Defecation. by slipkid69 February 1, 2018

Immaculate Defecation 

Where one voids his or her bowels, only to find, by wiping one's anus, that no evidence of the event remains. Not as rare as immaculate conception, but still magical.

Cletus found, after taking a huge shit, that his first wipe was completely clean. "Hallelujah!" He exlaimed, "Immaculate defecation!"

Immaculate Defecation by puppy hugger February 7, 2009

Immaculate Defecation 

The holy grail of bowel movements. You take a big ol' dump, and you wipe. Then you look and see that the toilet paper is clean, and no turd is in the toilet. So clean, it's almost divine.

The Immaculate Defecation is the best poop in the world. No turd to clog the toilet, no mess on the TP to worry about. It's like God took the dump for you.

Immaculate Defecation by beardogg0524 August 9, 2024

Immaculate Defecation 

A perfect bowel movement which requires no cleaning afterwards.

Brad glimpsed at the used toilet paper to gauge his progress and was astonished to be greeted by a wad of pristine, folded two-ply. He struggled to recall his diet that had resulted in this Immaculate Defecation and knew his friends would not believe him later.

Immaculate Defecation by CatNumberFour September 9, 2025

immaculate defacation 

Pooping after having not eaten since your last major poop.

"Yo, where's Jude?"
"He went to take another poop."
"None of us have eaten in the last 24 hours, and we all used the loo before leaving!"
"Bruh, it's an immaculate defacation!"

immaculate defacation by TheCaptainWithTheAnchorTatoo March 12, 2017