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im a fucked up puppy
im a fucked up puppy by EannaCofey May 22, 2012
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I'm Up • im a fucked up puppy • Im too Geeked up • im about to be pullin up • im going to blow up the white house • im going to throw up • im gonna fuck you up • im gonna shootizzle tonightizzle up izzle in dis hizzle • Im going to shove my Foot so far up your ass • im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament
Im too Geeked up
Im too Geeked up by ImtooGeekedup May 5, 2010
break up with your girlfriend, im bored
"Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored" (stylized in all lowercase) is the third single and the twelfth track from Ariana Grande's fifth studio album, Thank U, Next. It was released on February 8, 2019, along with its official music video directed by Hannah Lux Davis. The meaning of this song, according to ariana grande "i think it’s funny. i liked the idea of ending a more honest n vulnerable project and with like a punchline."
break up with your girlfriend, im bored by ƃuᴉɯoɔ sᴉ ʇɥƃᴉl ǝɥʇ March 30, 2019
im gonna fuck you up
im gonna fuck you up by imprettiest32 January 9, 2016
im going to throw up
The phrase you say when your lunch is coming back to say hello. Also helpful to get through large crowds fast because no-one wants to see you barf
im going to throw up by Kittys meow December 11, 2013
Im going to shove my Foot so far up your ass
Thier are manny examples of this however.
1. Im going to shove my Hand so far up your ass your going to be shitting out Nails for three weeks.
2.Im going to shove my Foot so far up your ass your going to be shitting out leather for 2 months.
In other words a strong action can be used as joke but can be litteral. This allso has very strong effects on people.
Little Noob: Hey how do you move.
Lvl 56: Go away.
Little noob: Please please please PLZ PLZ PLZ Pweese i need you to tell me help plz plz plz plz......
Lvl 56 stfu spamer.
Little noob:jegnergnuergyfguofndf,gbmrotjgierhgreg!!!!!
Lvl 56: If you do not shut up im going to shove my foot so far up your ass your going to be shitting out Leather for 3 weeks.
Little noob: :(
As seen above.
1. Im going to shove my Hand so far up your ass your going to be shitting out Nails for three weeks.
2.Im going to shove my Foot so far up your ass your going to be shitting out leather for 2 months.
In other words a strong action can be used as joke but can be litteral. This allso has very strong effects on people.
Little Noob: Hey how do you move.
Lvl 56: Go away.
Little noob: Please please please PLZ PLZ PLZ Pweese i need you to tell me help plz plz plz plz......
Lvl 56 stfu spamer.
Little noob:jegnergnuergyfguofndf,gbmrotjgierhgreg!!!!!
Lvl 56: If you do not shut up im going to shove my foot so far up your ass your going to be shitting out Leather for 3 weeks.
Little noob: :(
As seen above.
Im going to shove my Foot so far up your ass by Toxic Influence May 13, 2010
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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