Ilyse is a cat loving sorority girl who is a crazy bitch sometimes, but is an amazing friend. She'll always brighten your day even in the worst moods possible.
Yes. That's Ilyse.
by sororitychick9876324 December 11, 2012
Not a lot of definitions for ilyse so here’s one: ilyse is a bad bitch but also really selfish and has no regard for anyone’s feelings. Ilyse doesn’t care who she hurts in the way, and when she gets to her destination she will rub it in everyone’s face. Ilyse will act like she doesn’t like you, and when you try to drop her she will keep trying to get u back by saying she needs you. Ilyse treats you like shit but then puts on an act in front of other people. Ilyse makes sure that nobody notices how she treats her best friend, and she likes other friends more and just drags her best friend along for her to do stuff for her. Don’t be apart of ilyses little entourage anymore. Stop taking her shit.
Ilyse: hey best friend, can you go do this for me?
Best friend: no do it urself I always do stuff for you
Ilyse: but you did this years ago and you owe me
Best friend: no I don’t, and I’m done taking you shit so start treating me right or else I’m leaving you
Ilyse: ok go ahead and leave I never did anything wrong and ur accusing me of something that I didn’t do
Best friend: u did do it and I’m tired of you denying everything
Ilyse: fine can we be friends again I really need you
Best friend: fine. Do you wanna hang out at your house later this week?
Ilyse: no you can’t just invite yourself to my house but maybe you can come over anyways
Best friend: oh okay sounds great. Friday? And also u invite urself to my house all the time with no notice
2 days later…
Ilyse: I’m so excited for our sleepover other friend!
Other friend: me too! But are you sure you didn’t have plans with your best friend?
Ilyse: yes Im sure
Other friend: ok!
Best friend: ok ilyse am I coming home with you?
Ilyse: no, I’m going to a sleepover at our other friends house even though I know you’ve been feeling sad and left out lately
Best friend: oh..
Best friend: no do it urself I always do stuff for you
Ilyse: but you did this years ago and you owe me
Best friend: no I don’t, and I’m done taking you shit so start treating me right or else I’m leaving you
Ilyse: ok go ahead and leave I never did anything wrong and ur accusing me of something that I didn’t do
Best friend: u did do it and I’m tired of you denying everything
Ilyse: fine can we be friends again I really need you
Best friend: fine. Do you wanna hang out at your house later this week?
Ilyse: no you can’t just invite yourself to my house but maybe you can come over anyways
Best friend: oh okay sounds great. Friday? And also u invite urself to my house all the time with no notice
2 days later…
Ilyse: I’m so excited for our sleepover other friend!
Other friend: me too! But are you sure you didn’t have plans with your best friend?
Ilyse: yes Im sure
Other friend: ok!
Best friend: ok ilyse am I coming home with you?
Ilyse: no, I’m going to a sleepover at our other friends house even though I know you’ve been feeling sad and left out lately
Best friend: oh..
by Urururmom March 25, 2023