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Netspeak for "I love you, just kidding!" or, more commonly, "I love you, HA!, just kidding!", followed by a few lol's
Often used by girls trying to trick boys into thinking they like them, but using this is doing a bad job of it. A real prankster would put "ily", then "jk" about 30 seconds later, after the guy pours his soul.
Steve1990: "Yes, sometimes I just stare into the sunset wishing I could go back..."
Sexy-Kaitlin: "Ilyjk"
Steve1990: *gasp* I do-- wait? what? did you just ilyjk me?
Sexy-Kaitlin: Yep
Steve1990: omfg
Sexy-Kaitlin: lol
Steve1990: wtf
Sexy-Kaitlin: :)
Steve1990: >=O
Sexy-Kaitlin: ily srsly
Steve1990: 8====>
ilyjk by Ze Crash June 13, 2007
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Rather fit brown bear with 3D Clout Goggles. 2nd Best Gold Division in Hypixel Ranked Skywars. Pretty slim for a negropotamus.
Auror_: Worst gold IlyKurt
polrs: I have no choice but to agree
IlyKurt: get hit by an RV
IlyKurt by polrs September 24, 2019
Related Words
Acronym or abbreviation for "I'll let you know."
"when will you be available?"

"I'm getting my schedule tomorrow, ilyk."
ilyk by Aprilcot October 30, 2018

ilykwigaf 

I’ll let you know when I give a fuck
That’s why I don’t fwu :Response...
ILYKWIGAF
ilykwigaf by Cp2flyy July 12, 2020

ilyykurapika 

I love ilyykurapika aka Shreya sososo and people who aren’t here mutuale are super lame!!! Please marry me ilyykurapika!!!!
Person 1: woah look it’s ilyykurapika, she is so cool!
Person 2: For real!!! Please marry me ilyykurapika
I Love You But Kill Yourself. A short and simple way to convey to someone that you love them as a person, but to not carry through with a certain idea.
Your idea to V12 swap a Nissan 350Z might be cool, but its expensive. ilybkys.
ilybkys by wuffdouggydev May 1, 2023

ilykthnxbai 

Ilykthnxbai commonly used in netspeak. It stands for I love you k? thanks bye.
guy- well, see ya.
girl- ilykthnxbai
guy- what the heck does that mean?
girl- oooh nothin.
*Girl is obviously shy around this sexy boy, so she's used netspeak to cover up her words.

...ILYKTHNXBAI :D
ilykthnxbai by TragicEMOSceneXD December 3, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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